Conspiracy theory or truth? We don’t have answers, but we can help spark the imagination. CannaLance loves cannabis, watching videos, documentaries, and reading. You might say we love to medicate while we educate. Sharing information about the cannabis culture, community, and industry is one of our many passions. The science around cannabis is constantly expanding. The therapeutic attributes of cannabinoids are being explored more than ever before in the past.
Sometimes, we like to take a break from all the cannabis writing and dig into other fun avenues of exploration that many other cannabis consumers enjoy. Avenues like rockhounding, crystals, fossil hunting, camping, dining, travel, and, wait for it, wait for it, conspiracy theories. Yes, who doesn’t love a good conspiracy theory?
Boring people, that’s who doesn’t love a good conspiracy theory! Not people like you. You have that taste for life; you want to know more and thrive on a good conspiracy theory. You think outside the box and challenge conventional thought. That’s what brought you here. You may have heard of some of these theories, or maybe they’re new. Regardless, you are in for an experience that will open the door to discovery for you should you choose to walk through. Please drop a comment at the end and let us know which now was your favorite conspiracy theory.
Tartarian Empire Conspiracy Theory
Our first conspiracy theory is one of continental poprortions. Suppose I were to ask you to tell me about one of the greatest civilizations of humankind. In that case, you might reference the early Chinese, the Vikings, the Egyptians, the Spartans, or perhaps the Persians. Still, most likely, you would not bring up the Tartarian Empire. Tartaria was a real place. It did exist at one time. If you want to learn about this place, you have to dig a little. Once you start to dig, you may find yourself, like many others, undoubtedly left with questions.
Who were the Tartarians? Where were they from? What happened to them? Are they still around today? These are all great questions. Grande Tartaria is a place on old maps that many people have yet to hear of. Maps help shape our perspective of the world around us. Cartographers have etched the world as many of us have come to know it. Sometimes though, be it through direct action or negligence, they leave things off of maps. But why? Is this done on purpose, or was it simply human error?
What Really Happened?
Some believe the Tartarian Empire was on the losing side of an old war and that the victors saw to rewrite history as they saw fit. Others say that kind of theory is nonsense. I’ve done a little digging and seen maps and old-world references to Tartaria and read a few theories I could get behind. Yet, they all have holes that leave me scratching my head with curious questions.
Tartaria is mysterious and is sure to leave you intrigued. Many people have covered the story of this ancient civilization. Some dismiss the Tartarian Empire as misinformation putting it in the same category as “Hollow Earth” or “Flat Earth.” The best way to learn about the Tartarian Empire is to start digging and uncover the dirt about this once-great empire or fictional piece of misinformed history. You be the judge.
During my quest for information about Tartaria, I often found another conspiracy theory linked to Tartaria that would keep surfacing. The Great Mud Floods came up in my searches over and over again. Is this all related? Some seem to think so.
The Great Mud Floods Conspiracy Theory
What if civilization, as we know it, were actually simply covered up and rebuilt upon? Could history be so easily erased and events and people of the past be so easily forgotten? Is it possible that humanity underwent a reset? Could it really have been as easy as just covering it all up with a few feet of mud and rebuilding on top of it all?
The Mud Flood conspiracy is a new concept. It’s believed that it occurred somewhere between the last 100-1000 years. As a result of these mud floods of biblical proportions, humanity lost advanced technologies and ancient knowledge. The United States Capitol Building, Saint Mary Magdalene church, and Russia’s Winter Palace are a few places where examples of Mud Floods can be seen in pictures.
These mud floods happened in many places around the world. Almost as if they were covering up what others didn’t want to be remembered. I mean, it’s not far-fetched for a government or authoritative body of people to remove parts of history they are uncomfortable with. Could the Tartarians have been on the losing side of a war and hated so much that they were literally buried alive?
People claim the evidence of the Mud Floods can be seen in person. It’s evident in places where the architecture makes no sense. Windows partially bricked up going into the ground. Entire levels of buildings were buried that were not on blueprints. If you haven’t heard about this one yet, definitely take some time to dig into the Mud Floods and see what you uncover. While this theory isn’t exactly a solid one, our next one isn’t, either. In fact, our next conspiracy theory is a hollow one.
Hollow Earth Conspiracy Theory
Do you remember those chocolate rabbits you get at Easter? Some of them are solid pieces of chocolate, and others are hollow inside. Well, according to some people, that’s exactly what Earth is like hollow inside. Only this hollow inside contains a radiant utopia of a superior civilization.
Could a perfect society live among us in the center of our world? Some people think so. Admiral Byrd’s diaries dive into Hollow Earth. Here is an excerpt from the Secret Diary of Admiral Byrd.
Diary of Admiral Byrd
- · 1130 Hours- The countryside below is more level and normal (if I may use that word). Ahead we spot what seems to be a city!!!! This is impossible! The aircraft seems light and oddly buoyant. The controls refuse to respond!! My GOD!!! Off our port and starboard wings is a strange type of aircraft. They are closing rapidly alongside! They are disc-shaped and have a radiant quality to them. They are close enough now to see the markings on them. It is a type of Swastika!!! This is fantastic. Where are we? What has happened? I tug at the controls again. They will not respond!!!! We are caught in an invisible vice grip of some type!
- · 1140 Hours- Another radio message received. We begin the landing process now, and in moments the plane shudders slightly and begins a descent as though caught in some great unseen elevator! The downward motion is negligible, and we touch down with only a slight jolt!
- · 1145 Hours- I am making a hasty last entry in the flight log. Several men are approaching on foot toward our aircraft. They are tall with blond hair. In the distance is a large shimmering city pulsating with rainbow hues of color. I do not know what is going to happen now, but I see no signs of weapons on those approaching. I hear now a voice ordering me by name to open the cargo door. I comply. END LOG
How Far North Can You Go?
The center of the North Pole. Can you find a flight that will take you there or even over it? According to some, the answer is nope. Some people believe that humanity was warned. That warning was that they were not welcome to the world in the center of our earth. We would destroy it the same way we have the outer world around us.
Could it be that a perfect world without crime, poverty, hunger, and sickness exists right here on Earth? That almost sounds too good to be true. But, if one did exist, one could only imagen they wouldn’t want any of the riffraff from the surface world to ruin the bliss and harmony of Hollow Earth. The door has been opened. All that’s left for you to do is step inside and open your mind, entertaining the possibility that things are not exactly as they seem. Make sure to keep your feet on the ground and don’t explore too far, or you may find yourself standing smack flat on the edge of the earth.
Flat Earth Conspiracy Theory
Do you believe the Earth is round, or do you think it is flat? We touched on Hollow Earth, but what if Earth were flat too? History tells of a time years ago in the past when people thought the world to be flat. If you thought the world was round, you were insane. Everyone knew if you kept going in one direction for too long, you would fall off the face of the Earth. Slowly, that viewpoint changed, and today if you believe the world is flat, people think you were born many yesterdays ago. Over 2000 years ago, the ancient Greek mathematician/philosopher Pythagoras was said to have calculated the Earth’s circumference.
Most philosophers of that time believed the world was round. Somewhere around 240 B.C., Greek scientific writer, poet, and astronomer Eratosthenes of Cyrene was the first human to determine the size of our planet. Other humans went on to help show the world to be round too. Between 1480 and 1521, Portuguese explorer Ferdinand Magellan masterminded the first expedition ever to circumnavigate the earth.
Today we have global shipping routes that use boats and planes to navigate the globe. Our international space station sends us videos and photos of Earth. There’s also satellite imagery that supports the Earth being round.
You Spin Me Right Round
However, none of this is true if you are part of the Flat Earth Society. This group, despite today’s evidence, believes that our planet is flat. Are they wrong? Why do they believe the earth is flat despite what the majority of the world believes?
The project director of the Good Thinking Society, a UK-based charity, Michael Marshall, spoke with the V.P. of the Flat Earth Society. During their conversation, Mr. Marshall asked if everyone believed the world was flat like a disc. According to what Mr. Marshall said on Scientific American’s Science Talk, The V.P. of the Flat Earth Society answered his question by saying,
“Some do believe it’s a disk, but others believe that, yes, there’s Arctic circle in the middle and there are the landmasses around it. And then on Antarctica, is the ice around the edge, but instead of it being a discreet disc, some people believe, in fact, Antarctica just goes on forever in all directions. And so, they believe that the earth is actually an infinite plane in all directions.”
Apparently, it’s hard to win an argument with a flat earther, even if you consider yourself to be an educated person. I know a few flat-earthers, and we get along fine. They are always telling me the world is flat, and I tell them it could be a giant donut for all I care. We find ourselves discussing other things that stimulate our minds, like the Mandela Effect.
The Mandela Effect Conspiracy Theory
Things aren’t always as they seem, or at least that’s a common phrase that seems to fit into life very well. Have you ever been sure about something only to find out you’re wrong? Did it leave you feeling a bit taken aback because of how confident you were about what you were wrong about? You could have experienced the Mandela Effect.
The Mandela effect is hard to explain. Is it simply human error or a confused reciliation of the human mind? Or could it be something more? Could time travel be taking place, altering minuscule parts of the past, leaving a ripple affecting only some? Is there a multiverse at play?
Do you Remember?
Did Nelson Mandela die in prison during the 1980s, or did he pass away in 2013? Do you remember the Berenstein Bears or the Berenstain Bears? What if I told you there was never a Berenstein Bears? How about Jiffy peanut butter? You guessed it, that never existed. Does Curious George have a tail? Of course not. No tail on this monkey. What about C3PO from Star Wars? Does he have one red leg? He does now. Froot Loops or Fruit Loops, which is the proper spelling? According to Kellogg’s, it’s been Froot Loops all along.
Are these the only things that have changed, or are there more? Are these things that important if they did change? What do you think about the Mandela Effect? Challenge your mind to some of the most popular Mandela effects and see what side of the multiverse you fall into. Is the government behind it? Could it be humanity in the future correcting significant mistakes of the past? Or, is it just a bunch of bologna? Maybe it’s aliens?
I’m Not Saying Its Aliens, but The Head of NASA and Hundreds of Pilot Sightings Says Aliens Could Be Real
Conspiracy theory or truth? When it comes to extra-terrestrials, somewhere, the truth is out there. UFOs have captivated the human mind for quite some time. My mind is one of them. I went to Roswell, New Mexico, drove by Area 51, and explored the Extra-Terrestrial Highway in Nevada. We, like many other people around the world today and throughout history, are and have been fascinated by the thought of life from another planet.
Cultures around the globe, throughout hundreds and even thousands of years, have a history portraying visitors from the sky. The Egyptians have hieroglyphics that depict these visits. Countless artists’ renditions throughout history show objects in the sky that are way before their time. Or, were these just part of the human imagination, or could there be more to it?
Could aliens be real? NASA administrator, Bill Nelson, was quoted by the media saying, “My personal opinion is that the universe is so big, and now, there are even theories that there might be other universes. If that’s the case, who am I to say that planet Earth is the only location of a life form that is civilized and organized like ours? Are there other planet Earths out there? I certainly think so because the universe is so big.”
I’m Not Saying It’s Aliens
Bill Nelson isn’t alone when it comes to his perception of aliens. There are hundreds of reports of pilots spotting aliens. Some of these pilots are even in the military. Their stories of encounters with UAPs (unidentified aerial phenomenon) can be heard on shows like 60 Minutes and read about in newspapers like The Washington Post and others.
In 2020, the United States Pentagon declassified three videos taken by Navy pilots showing encounters with UFOs or UAPs that were leaked back in 2007 and 2017. Over the last 70 years, humanity has seen an epic technological leap. Is it only a coincidence that all this tech started coming about after the alleged alien crashes in Roswell and other places that occurred? I’m not saying it’s aliens, BUT IT’S ALIENS. Those who are in the know, know why the visitors in the sky like to fly by for a visit. They do it to stock up on weed! Earth is the only planet in the galaxy with cannabis! Speaking of cannabis, have you ever heard of M.K. Ultra?
M.K. Ultra Conspiracy Theory: The Secret Government’s Operation, Not the Weed
M.K. Ultra is a hybrid cannabis strain. It is also the name of a once top-secret government operation to unexpectedly dose private citizens and groups like the Boy Scouts of America with LSD and other drugs. The History Channel explores M.K. Ultra and dives into the horrors of its history.
“MK-Ultra was a top-secret CIA project in which the agency conducted hundreds of clandestine experiments—sometimes on unwitting U.S. citizens—to assess the potential use of LSD and other drugs for mind control, information gathering, and psychological torture. Though Project MK-Ultra lasted from 1953 until about 1973, details of the illicit program didn’t become public until 1975, during a congressional investigation into widespread illegal CIA activities within the United States and around the world.”- The History Channel
Could it Be?
Imagine that. A corrupt, crooked, lying, deceitful, deviant American government has been doing shit like this since the ’50s and before! To give you a little history on LSD, it was first discovered in the late 20s by a chemist named Albert Hoffman. This man is a legend who lived what seemed like forever. This guy was like Spock from Star Trek! He even microdosed with LSD every day for the last 25 years of his life. The stories of Albert Hoffman and LSD are not only educational to read, but they are also fun and exciting too.
While the CIA was testing LSD on anybody they wanted to, college professors at universities like Harvard were too. The therapeutic benefits of LSD have been well explored and proven to exist. LSD is a strong drug and can greatly alter the perception of its user. You could take a hit of LSD, and the next thing you know, you are convinced that the birds are watching you. Not just one or two of them, but all of them. If everyone were to start tripping like this, you might say the world will have gone to the birds. Speaking of birds, have you heard the one about all the birds having to have their batteries changed?
The World Has Gone to The Birds Conspiracy Theory
The Covid-19 shelter in place order wasn’t for the safety of the public. It was to replace the batteries in the birds. Talk about a birds-eye view. This conspiracy believes that we’re all being watched constantly by drone birds that record our every move at all times. Well, at least, that is what some people believe. It’s not entirely farfetched that our government would be spying on using robotic birds. In fact, there are many different robotic or drone birds in existence. Could all of them be these birds? Let’s take a look into a unique conspiracy theory that believes most birds are government spy drones.
Battery Powered Birds
According to the “Birds Aren’t Real” conspiracy theory, The CIA was behind the assassination of John F. Kennedy because he refused to kill billions of birds and replace them with drones. The U.S. government sequestered a team of Boeing engineers and put them to work in Area 51 to develop these birds. American tax dollars were used to facilitate the creation of a large bird-hunting robot, the Turkey X500.
Apparently, the birds couldn’t stop shitting on car windows pissing off every American politician. Birds, as we know them, were eradicated between 1959 and 1971 using specially altered B-52 bombers retrofitted with a special bird-killing poison. Once all the birds died, the government replaced them with avian-like robots developed by the Boeing engineers at Area 51 to spy on Americans. Now we know why there are always birds sitting on power lines. They’re recharging! Just in case those drone birds get any ideas about shitting all over politicians’ cars anymore, they better think twice. The government or someone in power allegedly has a way to turn their bird asses to dust using a process some are calling dustification.
Dustification Conspiracy Theory
911 was a terrorist attack, without a doubt. There are some questions as to who the actual terrorists were. Did planes flying into the buildings really cause the damage we witnessed, or was it something more? Could these buildings have been destroyed along with everything and everyone in them by a process known as dustification?
When it comes to the 911 attacks, there is no way around it. They were just horrible. The world witnessed a commercial airliner fly into the World Trade Center (or did they), inevitably causing the Twin Towers to fall to the ground. But did they fall to the ground? Where did all the metal and concrete from all 94 floors go? Why was the only safe recovered from this disaster the Ben and Jerry’s safe located in the WTC’s basement?
Did They Turn to Dust
Dr. Judy Wood has a unique theory. She believes the Twin Towers were brought down through a process called dustification. Instead of the buildings exploding or burning down, they were turned to dust. Most of the buildings were evaporated like a “Thanos Snap” from the Avengers movie. She points out that a building of that size falling to the ground would have destroyed things like the ambulance parked outside, along with many other details.
She doesn’t point fingers at the government, but someone with great power was behind this. Watching the video of this terrible event, it’s as if the building was there one minute and then gone the next. You could practically see it turning to dust. Even reporters on the scene were baffled by all the dust.
The 911 attacks were horrendous. No matter how it happened, it happened. To not examine all possibilities would be wrong. What if it were dustification and Al-Qaida wasn’t behind it? Explore more on this subject by watching Dr. Judy Woods’s video lecture on Dustification here. Speaking of dust, I can’t help but think about the memes circulating about Hillary Clinton and her old bones turning to dust from a lack of access to Adrenochrome.
Adrenochrome For Old Bones Conspiracy Theory
The rumor of elite individuals like Hillary Clinton and countless celebrities using Adrenochrome started circulating pre-covid. Suddenly everyone was told to shelter in place. Celebrities that normally had glamorous appearances started to look worse than some of the random people we run into daily. Chances are this is just because they were at home letting themselves go, not having to be under the constant pressure of a camera and the public eye. Or could there be something more to it? Maybe their appearance started to deteriorate so quickly because of a lack of excess to Adrenochrome.
Okay, wtf is Adrenochrome? Adrenochrome is a naturally occurring compound that is formed by the oxidation of adrenaline. There is also a synthetic version of Adrenochrome, but it’s said to be junk compared to the real deal. How is the real deal made? It’s rumored to be extracted from young children while they are being tortured.
Was it All part of the Plan
Some believe that Covid-19 was part of a Trump crackdown on child trafficking. They believe that Trump didn’t fit into the plan. By creating a shelter-in-place situation, the drug supply chain for drugs like Adrenochrome was interrupted. When it came to the looks of celebs, who could have noticed? A blind person, that’s who. Celebrities’ faces went to shit during the covid shelter in place orders. It really makes one wonder could these rich shitbags be participating in something like this? Is the black eye club part of the initiation?
The world is going to hell in a handbasket these days, it seems. Fiction used to be stranger than reality, but not anymore. These days, it’s getting harder and harder to distinguish reality from fiction. In a world filled with liars and thieves, it’s hard for an honest person to make their way through it without being affected in some way. We say there’s no way or that can’t be true, but do we really mean it? Look at where we are today and try convincing people 100 years ago that things would end up like this. You might have gotten burned at the stake.
CannaLance Warned You of Our Inevitable Doom Back in 2015: A Water World Without Clean Water Conspiracy Theory
In a satire piece blending fiction with reality, CannaLance warned the world of inevitable doom, a water world without clean water. Here are some homegrown conspiracies to hash over. The Beastie Boys had to fight for the right to party. You’re going to have to fight for your right to survive the way things are going these days. Natural resources are being depleted around the globe.
Rivers are drying up. Species are dying on the planet. Our oceans are being devastated by human-made disasters, global warming, and straight negligence. All of these factors lead up to one inevitable outcome, death. The world as we know it will eventually die.
The forest will go away, the animals will be scarce, freshwater will be practically non-existent, and the nightmare will just be starting. Some people already know this, though. These people are making plans. They’re not hoarding supplies to go underground or building bug-out shelters.
They are taking it to another level. In fact, they’re taking it to a level that’s out of this world, literally. The wealthy are moving off of the earth, leaving the poor behind to fight for the remaining resources.
Here is a fun piece to read we did back in 2015 when we were Marijuana Writers.
NASA Announces Water on Mars, Confirming the Elite Will Live on When the Earth is Gone
NASA announced that they have officially found water on Mars! However, we have known about this for some time. Sending scientists to Mars is just another smokescreen and a decorative facade as they prepare to evacuate the dying planet Earth. Realizing that people are still in the masses and have the technology and capability of spotting the increased space traffic, the story about sending scientists back and forth is nothing more than a mere cover-up. They know that the soil is hydrated and that there is liquid water on Mars because they have been there for years.
Greetings Martians, We Are the Elite Earthlings Here to Destroy Your Planet Next
The colonies are thriving on the Martian planet and are ready to be inhabited by its new citizens. The worker bees, or hospitality providers, of this world, have already been chosen and have lived there for years. They will be the workers who repair things, cook food, and clean the living and recreational areas. The ones who’ll do all the chores the elite don’t perform. Does the Martian planet contain a surface that has trees and life on it? Could it be that it contains the surface under a surface? Unfortunately, this is an answer that only some of us will find out in our lifetimes.
The Media is Distracting Us from our Dying Planet Earth
Through media-fed facades of racial turmoil and planetary despair due to religion and persecution, people will be fed stories to turn their attention away from what should be the most important story in the world. The headlines for this story should read! A dying planet, what to do when the water is gone?!?! We’ll start to see the skies light up and the travel space between Mars and Earth more frequently populated by lights in the sky. The media knows that we needed some kind of answers before we started finding out the truth for ourselves.
Hollywood Has Tried to Warn Us and Prepare Us for What is to Come
Hollywood has been preparing you for what’s to come for years now. 2012, San Andreas, Armageddon, Deep Impact, The Book of Eli, and even Mad Maxx have all tried to help shape the minds of millions to prepare them the best they can so that they could be ready. They cannot come out and openly admit a fact, such as our planet has passed the point of no return and is dying. That the population density must change drastically for the world to survive.
That the primary source of life as we know it on our planet, water, is about to be no more. These facts would send the world into anarchy and despair. People would rob, steal, rape, murder, and pillage as predicted on judgment day. Only on this judgment day, an AI like Skynet will not fire nuclear weapons that will take us all out at one time. It will be a slow miserable demise for those left on this suffering, dying planet trying to scavenge for what food and water that’s left.
There is Still Hope for the Non-Elite through Simpler Lifestyles and Advanced Water Processes
If you’re not among the elite and wealthy citizens of this world, then prepare yourself for what could be the worst to come yet. Never fear. Life will find a way. We can still prevail. It might work out better this way if all the rich people do leave the planet. Maybe then, finally, we can go back to when life was simpler. People can return to a more relaxed way of living before electricity and running water when things went on just fine, and the world still spun around the Sun. Between water resonators, desalinization processes, and water purification methods such as osmosis and filtration systems, a sustainable colony could still exist on the planet Earth. Either way, you look at it, in a short time, life, as we know it on this planet, is about to change.
The Elite Are Leaving Earth for a New Home on Mars
The United States of America years ago sent a rover to Mars in search of water. This search that’s taking place is because planet Earth is running dry! Climatologists and scientists have already determined that we have passed the point of no return. It is just a matter of time. Will the fever that planet Earth has managed to catch due to humankind’s lack of care destroy humanity or the world itself?
The government knows that the answer to this question is that all of humankind shall perish. When the planet runs out of water, food will be gone, crops will no longer exist, and stores will not have packed shelves. There will be war and anarchy across the globe. So NASA drops the space program, so they would not have to explain funding to the public any longer.
Private corporations took over for NASA because they do not have to report their spending to the public the way that NASA had to account for in the past. Private spacecraft have been designed that will fly the rich and wealthy to a new home on a new world. What world is it that I am talking about? Why Mars, of course.
The Planet is Dry, and It’s Starting to Show
This alarming fact is something that they try to keep us from hearing about. More of the world is facing a drought than ever before, and scientists know that it is not going to get any better. Companies are making plans to siphon what natural resources are left out of the earth as quickly as they can and sell them to the highest bidder for as much profit as possible before leaving the planet.
If you don’t believe this would happen to you, just stop for a minute, and ask yourself this. Would the government leave me here and desert the planet? Would multi-millionaires leave everybody behind and go to a new world only to be inhabited by the elite? Is this science, or is this fiction? Possibly could it be we have entered the realm of nonfiction science fiction? Stockpile water while you can. It won’t be here for long!
Thank you for reading along with us. It’s minds like yours that can shape the future of tomorrow in a positive manner. At CannaLance, we like to believe that a single seed can tip the scales. Are you that seed?